The New York Post reported on what it believes are the five front-runners to be the next New York City schools chancellor. The article leads with the most well-known name of the bunch, Jamal Bowman, whose accomplishments include running a New York City school without a license and, while in Congress, pulling a fire alarm to delay a vote. While I have little hope for the present or future of New York City public schools, I will submit for the record that I would be surprised to see a Chancellor Bowman. I will explain my prediction nicely by noting that I am reasonably confident he did not understand that he would be on camera when he pulled the fire alarm in Congress.